Hanging by a thread

I am convinced I should try out for Season 12 of Big Brother. After 11 years of studying the art of being the perfect house guest I think I would kick some major butt.

My personality is perfect for forming strong alliances and I have no problem lying, cheating and schmoozing if it means $500,000 is waiting for me at the end of the tunnel.

I think my only down fall would be the endurance competitions. I almost collapsed yesterday while carrying groceries and juggling my coffee in the other hand from the car to the house. How good would I be at swinging on a rope for 3 hours while ice cold rain sprays downs on me I really don't know. I may have to take up meditiation and practice outter body experiences to get through such challenges.

If only I could take off of work for 3 months. Anyone want to volunteer and cover my work load while I go into a house and deal with insanity and stupidity? Wait a minute, that is not very different than an average work day. I told you I would be perfect for the BB household. Maybe this is what I have been training for my entire life..

As for the actual BB house Jeff and Jordan are knocking back competition after competition and keeping the power in their hands. The downfall lies in the fact that they have believed a lie Kevin told them and now it looks like they will be back dooring Russell and keeping Natalie around. No. No. No. Do NOT fall for it. Natalie is bad news. If she makes it to the final two the evicted houseguests will surely vote for her to win. I pray Jeff and Jordan find out about Kevin's lie before it is too late!