Fun at the wake

You know when you watch the Bachelor/ette and they claim every episode will be the most shocking rose ceremony yet. Well I think Big Brother should have trademarked part of that statement because in the last 11 years I think I finally witnessed the most shocking Big Brother episode to date.

As Jeff was given the opportunity to use his secret power of Coup d' tat the BB producers crapped out and decided to pre-record the scene in the event that Chima went crazy on live television. Jeff rose to his own melody of ooooahhhhh as he was allowed to reveal he had the secret power. Jordan's jaw dropped, Jesse prepared for his demise and Russel looked completely blissful as it was announced Lydia and he would be taken off the block and replaced with not only Natalie but Jesse too!

I could hear the collective shouts of my family each in our respective apartments rooting Jeff on as he single handily turned the game upside down. One by one the house voted and out Jesse went for the second time. Good riddance is all I have to say! Chaos erupted in the house as Michele won the next HOH competition and the reality of losing Jesse set in.

Natalie, Chima and Lydia held what can only be described as Jesse's wake because you would think he was killed by a mack truck instead of kicked out of the house the way they bawled their eyes out and toasted to his memory. In the infamous word of Jeff - the guy didn't turn water into wine, it's a game people!

Lydia has to be the most ungrateful witch in all of the world because she cried like a baby now that Jesse is gone instead of thanking Jeff for saving her from the block. It was obvious that as the episode ended a shit storm was on the horizon and to my shock I woke up Sunday morning to find out that Chima had gone ballistic and was kicked out of the house over night. Tonight's episode should give us some answers as to what will happen in the game now that Chima is gone in what should have been a double eviction week.

Jordan and Jeff's show-mance is still going strong and in an adorable and silly moment Jeff nonchalantly proposes to Jordan leading Jordan to state that when they get outta there she wants a square diamond, me too hun me too, but for the record it's called a princess cut.