Adios Loser!

Jill! Are you reading my blog girl? About time you kicked Wes' ass to the curb. I hope the door hit him hard on the way out. FINALLY his true colors are shown. What a DIRTBAG he is!! All over the net today he is trying to do recon on the awful image he presented on The Bachelorette. Blaming editing on his poor portrayal on the show. Get over it dude, the way it was edited
didn't change the words that actually came out of your mouth! Hope your album sells 0 records you jerkoff!

Moving on.. Jilly and the remaining boys were off to Spain for a romantic one on one date. Starting with Kypton. Jill and Kyp had a fun time Flamenco dancing and having a romantic dinner. I think Jill is blinded by his good looks and I will be very shocked if Kyp makes it to the final 2.

As for Reid and his amore (Jill!) they had THE CUTEST DATE EVER in Spain. I don't even know how these two work because they seem sooooo different but they just click. It is obvious they have an amazing chemistry on many levels and bravo to Jilly for not allowing any of the guys to share a night in the "fantasy suite" with her.

For non-Bachelor/ette viewers the Fantasy Suite is a chance to forgo your individual rooms and spend the night together in an incredibly romantic suite. In all 500 seasons--ok I think it's actually 10 or 11 Seasons, NO ONE, NOT EVEN ONE other bachelor/ette has passed on the fantasy suite.

Jill felt that she really needed to know each guy way more before spending the night in the same room with them. BRAVO! Jilly, did you get smarter this week, I am so proud of you!!
:::Shedding a small tear from my eye and wiping it away:::

Am I so naive that I never really thought the people accepting the fantasy suite were having sex?! Sure, I mean maybe they were kissing, maybe even first, second base but all these people were having sex? For real? Yes, I am totally naive to assume they were just talking or cuddling or just ya know sleeping in the same bed is all....

As for Ed's date, that went really well too. Ed had to make up for all the missed time he had with Jill and it seems that they are both on the same page, making out all over Spain. These two are on fire! Making out IN a fountain in the middle of the town square. I wonder how much you can get fined for doing that...I just passed this amazing fountain in Eisenhower Park yesterday...

Um So, as I mentioned it was Wes who got the boot during the rose ceremony and as I sang and danced a jig of joy we see that next week the 3 remaining guys and Jill are off to Hawaii!!!!! I really can't wait!

On a side note, Jill has the sickest body I have seen and I am dying for her wardrobe. She was wearing a dress during the final rose ceremony and when I googled it, it looked awful on the model and sensational on Jill! You go girl, see ya in Hawaii!!

Final Predictions:
Reid and Ed on deck to be America's Next Top Model.. I mean final two..

A Bachelorette Poem..
Roses Are Red
Wes Don't Be Blue
Not Everyone Can Be
Such A Sore Loser Like You