A Tulip Kind Of Girl

The Top 9 Reasons I Would Not Be Good As The Next Bachelorette..
9. Michi can not chug bottles of wine.
8. Michi prefers one other person in a hot tub as opposed to five.
7. Michi thinks kissing eight guys in one day is just kind of gross.
6. Michi has bad ears and might faint during the helicopter rides.
5. Michi doesn't think repelling off the side of a building is fun.
4. Michi can't pin a rose onto a lapel without poking someone.
3. Michi doesn’t frollick around the house in a ball gown.
2. Michi prefers tulips to roses.
1. Michi already has the best Bachelor in town and plans on keeping him around.

The Bachelorette
As for the real Bachelorette, the lovely Miss Jillian. I don’t know what the heck she is doing!! Either ABC is really good at editing things or she must be insane to keep Wes around. I am literally sick of typing why he is truly on the show so I won’t even discuss it anymore. You can almost see why she is still single. Stop picking the bad boys Jillian! Maybe therapy would help, I have a bunch of recommendations that take Oxford if you are interested.

Then there is Ed. Last night he left the show because his job contacted him and he was told that he come back to work immediately and deal with some emergency or lose his job. WTF! I wonder how many Bachelorette fanatics are currently trying to google his Company and send some nasty letters to his boss. I tried.. I came up dry, so if anyone can forward me that address…. Jill and Ed seemed to have a pretty strong connection yet I can’t say I blame Ed for making the choice to leave in this economy. No one is safe or so it seems. A little birdy did tell me we haven’t seen the last of him so I am led to believe he will turn up in later episodes.

I am really getting sick of Jillian complaining that Jake is too perfect. I am sorry Jilly if charm and genuine kindness is a PROBLEM for you. Can anyone say “The Next Bachelor” please?! Maybe we can find some girls who appreciate the nice guy.

Now as much as I am bashing Jillian for some of her choices, I actually genuinely like her as the Bachelorette and hope she can find a connection with one of these guys. She is sweet and cute and very spunky and adventurous which a lot of the guys seem to love. Jesse and Jill totally clicked in last nights episode. It seems that every week I am saying the same thing but about a different guy. I think she needs to have some deeper conversations with many of them.

Jon & Kate
I am choosing to include Jon and Kate in this blog and to be honest it may very well be the last time. Watching Jon on TV last night was almost painful. He looked like he would rather shoot himself dead in the head then be standing there. All I can say is, if this experience is so awful LEAVE. But nooo..he was sure to stick around because he got a free motorcycle. Ah, we complain and moan yet when we get something for free we take, take, take. Then he was whining that he never gets guy time and was so glad to be out with a bunch of men. Wow Jon, I never realized Kate would tie you up in the garage and stop you from leaving the house. The funny thing is I used to be on Jon’s side! I almost wish they would stop filming Jon and Kate all together and just show the kids. As for Kate, she is looking better and better as Jon just seems to get worse looking. Don’t get me wrong, I am not even a Kate fun persay, but at least she is playing it smart because after all, living well is the best revenge.

True Blood
I only wish I had this blog back in Season 1 of True Blood when my interest in this show developed. I have never been a huge fan of werewolves or vampires. The spin that True Blood took on Vampires and other creatures just reeled me in and I quickly fell in love with Bill (the Vampire) and Sookie the small town girl who can read minds. The writing is genius and I never knew a Vampire bite could appear so damn hot. Now I got to finally watch the first episode of Season 2 and to be quite honest I was disappointed. I don’t know if my expectations were too high, but the episode seemed disjointed and much more gruesome then ever before. The sex scene between Bill and Sookie was incredibly erotic but being that they are now a real life couple it is impossible to not imagine that this is what it looks like when they are actually doing the deed. As hot as that may be it all just seemed kind of wrong to be watching. I will have to see what happens as the Season progresses to make a better judgement call on Season 2.