The following takes place between 8:00pm and 11:00pm. (tick tock, tick tock)You know at night when you lay down and your mind just keeps jumping from one thing to another and you just can’t shut your brain off. All you want to do is melt into your comfy bed and feel the pillows and blankets surround you like a wonderful cocoon. Well, how can I do that when all I keep thinking is why did Jillian give David and Juan a rose when it’s obvious they both have some major issues!! And poor Kate Gosselin who had to spend her birthday all alone while her husband Jon is off in Utah snow boarding with his buddies.
Welcome to my Monday night. I have so much TV scheduled I am surprised the DVR hasn’t gone up in flames. I recently upgraded to two DVRs to keep the momentum going. The catch is, I need to watch all my shows before I go to bed or I will learn what happened the minute I log onto the internet the following morning. I need to know what’s happening in real time, or as real as you can get while speeding threw the commercials even if it means holding my eyes open.
Now keep in mind this is my abbreviated schedule. Thanks to the Summer hiatus—24 and The Hills are on a break and Greek is sitting in my cue because I couldn’t focus last night. There comes a point when even I realize if you can’t see clearly it’s probably better to just shut the TV off and regroup tomorrow.
The Bachelorette
Jillian I love ya girl. You are cute and sporty and sometimes even sexy but I really hope you know what you are doing.
The Bad
Wes: So OBVIOUSLY here to further his country music career. I LOVE country music but man oh man I want to hit him over the head with his guitar.
Tanner P: The foot fetish has got to stop. No offense but Jillian’s feet aren’t even all that and it’s feet!! She has other body parts too—try and focus here, you are on TV after all.
David: I have three words for you: Anger Management Needed.
Juan: Something is not kosher with this guy. I don’t trust him as far as I can throw him.
First Impression
Kiptyn: Kyptin! I was pulling for you buddy, even with a name like Kip. You are sooo cute but you need to speak. Yes, women like pretty things but put a little effort in will you.
The Underdog
Ed: You just might pull this one out of the air dude. He propelled down the side of a building for this girl even when you could see he was scared to death. The guys got balls and actually had a lot of great things to say and is pretty cute when you get to know him.
My Pick
The Amazing Jake: Super hot and seems to be really down to earth and around for the right reasons. He is definitely the one I am pulling for. If he turns out to be the one who has a girlfriend in real life I am going to poke my eye out with a thorny rose.
Jon you are a great dad but it was your wife’s birthday and you went to Utah snowboarding with your buddies. They should now spell “douche bag” J-O-N. I thought we were attempting to put on the façade of a happy family here huh, guess that attempt is over? I must say those kids are truly the cutest, smartest, funniest lil guys I have ever seen and deep down I am still pulling for Kate and Jon to work it all out. It is quite a shame when you can see a couple and a family just going so very, very wrong.
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