J-A-K-E = The next Bachelor

I am currently recovering from the thorny rose that was stabbed into my heart when Bachelorette Jillian lost her mind and kicked Jake off the show. Jake! We love you, don't come back and tell Jillian what a creep Wes is, we want you to come back and be the next Bachelor! Nice guys don't need to finish last! JAAAKKKKEEE!!!!

Um, please excuse that nervous breakdown but I am so sick of these Bachelors and Bachelorettes preaching one thing about love and then picking someone completley opposite. I really wish ABC would allow me a life line phone call to Jillian and wake her ass up.

The final five are an interesting crew of characters. Of course there is Wes...sigh..Jill, hun, Wes is looking to further his music career, you should see the trash talk he is spewing when you are not around, for the love of g-d why are you falling for the same bad boy trap that so many woman fall for. Sigh.. Then there is Kypton the hot, hot, hottie who looks like he isn't all that interested in Jillian as much as she is into him. We also have puppy love ridden 25 year old Michael, and Reid who has nothing remotely in common with Jillian. Last but not least, there is Jesse. At this point I am rooting for Jesse because he has all the important qualities she should be looking for in a man and he seems genuine enough that I can see something growing between the two of them.

As for the other two she let go. We said good bye to Tanner the foot fettish freak, who was actually starting to grow on me like a fungus you can't seem to get rid of, pun intended! And poor Robby who was left on the side of the train tracks like an unwanted dog all because he was seen as too young in Jillian's eyes. Excuses much Jilly? Michael the guy you kept is ALSO 25!

Coming up in future episodes it seems that someone, cough,cough Ed, who left for his career, comes back and even proposes before the actual final rose ceremony. Maybe I will finally get "the most shocking rose ceremony ever" sometime in the near future.